Today I read that people in Finland are massively buying toilet paper because paper mills are shut down due to a lockout of workers in the paper industry. This could mean that F-Secure will be in deep shit. Imagine the poor researchers having to resort to contract their sphincter all day or use a buttplug while dissecting the latest variant of Sober.XYZ. This seriously will affect the quality of the research and the product line of F-Secure. We cannot allow this to happen!
To ensure that F-Secure won't buckle under severe internal pressure, we have to act now!
Send your (used) toilet paper to:
F-Secure Corporation
Tammasaarenkatu 7
PL 24
00181 Helsinki
Finland
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hoe leuk is het een weblog te runnen als niemand comments plaatst... :(
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